Harry Houdini (1) vs. Yakov Smirnoff; Meryl Streep advances

Best argument yesterday came from Jonathan:

This one’s close.

Meryl Streep and Alice Waters both have 5 letters in the first name and 6 in the last name. Tie.

Both are adept at authentic accents. Tie.

Meryl has played a international celebrity cook; Alice has never played an actress. Advantage Streep.

Waters has taught many chefs; Meryl has taught no actors. Advantage Waters.

Streep went to Vassar and Yale. Waters went to Berkeley. I’m an East Coast guy, but YMMV.

Waters has the French Legion of Honor. Streep is the French Lieutenant’s Woman.

Both have won more awards than either of them can count.

So I use Sophie’s Axiom of Choice: When comparing a finite set of pairs of New Jersey Celebrities, choose the one who got into the New Jersey Hall of Fame earlier. That’s Streep, by 6 years.

And today we have the final first-round match! Who do you want to see: the top-seeded magician of all time, or an unseeded person whose name ends in f? Can a speaker escape from his own seminar? In Soviet Russia, seminar speaker watch you.

Again, the full bracket is here, and here are the rules:

We’re trying to pick the ultimate seminar speaker. I’m not asking for the most popular speaker, or the most relevant, or the best speaker, or the deepest, or even the coolest, but rather some combination of the above.

I’ll decide each day’s winner not based on a popular vote but based on the strength and amusingness of the arguments given by advocates on both sides. So give it your best!