A funny entry in The Guardian of today about what turns swimmers mad at the pool. A form (foam?) of road-rage in the water… Since I have started a daily swim since mid-December to compensate for my not-running for an indeterminate length of time, I can primarily if irrationally relate to the reactions reported in the article. About the pain of passing other swimmers and being brushed or kicked by faster runners oops swimmers trying to squeeze in the middle (of nowhere). Irrationally so because at a rational level there is nowhere to go really, except the end of the lane and back, which means waiting or turning back earlier not much of an imposition. But still feeling a sort of “road rage” when I cannot turn back and start again without delay… I have been thinking for the past weeks (while going back and forth, back and forth, dozens of times) of ways to rationalize the whole operation but cannot see a way to make all swimmers go exactly the same speed in a given lane, if only because most swimmers switch stroke between lengths. Except me as I can only and barely handle the breast stroke, thanks to lessons from Nick!, stroke than many seem to resent. To the point of calling for breast-stroke free lanes… Rationally, I think the problem is the same with every activity involving moving at different relative speeds on a busy lane. Runners get annoyed at breaking their pace, cyclists at braking or worse!, touching ground. It is just more concentrated in a 25m swimming lane on a busy day. (Which is why I really try to optimise my visits to the pool to be in the early morning or in the mid-afternoon. And again and again promise myself to skip the dreadful Sunday morning session!) L’enfer, c’est les autres, especially when they swim at a different pace!