Albert Brooks vs. the Japanese dude who won the hot dog eating contest; Jim Thorpe advances

Best argument yesterday came from Jonathan:

Thorpe was played in the movies by Burt Lancaster. Caesar was played by Joseph Bologna.

Ham vs bologna? Thorpe.

Also, Thorpewards.

Today the contest is between two people who, a commenter reminded us last round, both have names. Wit or creative eating? Your call.

Again, here are the rules and here’s the bracket: