Serena Williams vs. Steve Martin (4); The Japanese dude who won the hot dog eating contest advances

We didn’t have much yesterday, so I went with this meta-style comment from Jesse:

I’m pulling for Kobayashi if only because the longer he’s in, the more often Andrew will have to justify describing him vs using his name. The thought of Andrew introducing the speaker as “and now, here’s that Japanese dude who won the hot dog eating contest” sounds awkward enough to prime us all for stress-eating, and who better to give us best practices/techniques?

I agree with Diana that there’s some underdog bias here, as in the real world there’d be no doubt that we’d want to hear Wilde. Indeed, if this were a serious contest we’d just have looked at the 64 names, picked Wilde right away, and ended it. But, for round 3, the Japanese dude who won the hot dog eating contest it is.

And today we have an unseeded GOAT vs. the fourth-seeded magician. Whaddya want, ground strokes or ironic jokes?

Again, here’s the bracket and here are the rules.