Oscar Wilde (1) vs. Joe Pesci; the Japanese dude who won the hot dog eating contest advances

Raghuveer gave a good argument yesterday: “The hot dog guy would eat all the pre-seminar cookies, so that’s a definite no.” But this was defeated by the best recommendation we’ve ever had in the history of the Greatest Seminar Speaker contest, from Jeff:

Garbage In, Garbage Out: Mass Consumption and Its Aftermath
Takeru Kobayashi

Note: Attendance at both sessions is mandatory.

Best. Seminar. Ever.

So hot dog guy is set to go to the next round, against today’s victor.

It’s the wittiest man who ever lived, vs. an unseeded entry in the People from New Jersey category. So whaddya want: some 125-year-old jokes, or a guy who probably sounds like a Joe Pesci imitator? You think I’m funny? I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you?

Again, the full bracket is here, and here are the rules:

We’re trying to pick the ultimate seminar speaker. I’m not asking for the most popular speaker, or the most relevant, or the best speaker, or the deepest, or even the coolest, but rather some combination of the above.

I’ll decide each day’s winner not based on a popular vote but based on the strength and amusingness of the arguments given by advocates on both sides. So give it your best!